Deep underground, a new civilization stirs. Not humans. Not machines.
Marmots. They tunneled so deep, they evolved. The
Marmot Protocol is the first memecoin ecosystem
powered by your actual brainwaves.
Using the BurrowCap, a neural EEG rig, your alpha & theta signals become on-chain mining power. You don’t click. You don’t stake. You Think. Rest. Rage. Predict.
Former neuro-researcher turned meme mystic. Developed the NeuroBurrow Protocol after hearing marmot voices during a psilocybin experiment. Favorite quote: "Synapses don’t lie. Markets do."
Built the first open-source BurrowCap using kitchen foil and raw ambition. Known to tweet market signals in Morse code. Always appears in Space AMAs wearing night vision goggles.
No one knows where it came from. It types in riddles, eats chart data for lunch, and occasionally leaks accurate market alpha through sleep-Tweeting. Rumors say it was trained on BitMEX chat logs and Lovecraft novels.